Yellow fever fail
White Guy known on campus for hitting on Asian women: Ni hao ma.
Me: I'm not Chinese.
Guy: Oh sorry... Konbanwa.
Me: I'm not Japanese either. (Starts walking away)
[White Female on the other side of me walks by him]
Guy (to White Female): Hi...
He spends hours sitting and waiting for Asian females to walk by to strike up a conversation, usually opening with "Ni hao ma." I've met him 4 times already, and he still doesn’t remember we’ve met. For someone who knows Chinese, Japanese, (and to my knowledge he apparently knows Korean too), I'm shocked and outraged he spends so much time talking to Asian females, yet can't remember who he has and hasn't met. I explained the third time we met. The fourth time I would have called him out but I had to finish my assignment before the deadline.
Children's Book Explaining Homosexuality